Mystic Ricardo

Mystic Ricardo

Taurus

The bull is raging this month as the moon is full. Remember to stay calm, try and avoid supermarkets and elderly people to do this


Pisces

The fish, mm fish and chips, this horoscope writing makes me hungry…anyway this month will be a lucky month for all Pisces out there, remember to buy lottery tickets this month, it could be you (Copyright Camelot).

Leo

Raaargh! Im a lion!! Yet its time to show your softer side to friends and work colleagues, maybe arrange a lovely picnic in the park, or perhaps just get a round in at the pub, yes this is an excuse for all Leos to go to the pub.

Gemini

The band Gemini once got ‘nul points’ in Eurovision. Avoid this in your life by working hard, particularly in the library. That’s not an excuse to sit on facebook.

Libra

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, they all
prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo! Probably best to avoid soft drinks this month Librans, stick to tap water.

Scorpio

You will be full of strength and power this month, just like the ex-Gladiator of the same name. Use this power to good use such as carrying friends home after a night out.


Cancer

Rhythm is a dancer, it’s a source of cancer sang Snap, and wise words they were too. Try and dance as much as possible this month, especially in lectures.


Virgo

John Virgo was known for his dulcet tones and trick shots, but don’t be tricked this month by and friends or colleagues, stay alert, and you can pocket a fortune.


Aquarius

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius sang the famous song, but not this month. The crossing of Mars and the Moon means its best to stay in and watch Homes under the Hammer for a bit, that work can wait.


Capricorn

Plan ahead Capricorners and Capriconesses, I assume this is the term for you I don’t really know about star signs. Christmas is just around the corner so get into those pound shops and get buying presents!





Sagittarius

The positioning of the moon in the sky means it will be dark in the evening. Don’t be alarmed by the darkness, bring light into your life by putting on that lamp next to your sofa.


Aries

Knock knock, Who’s there? Aries, Aries who? Aries a reason I talk like this! Avoid bad jokes this month


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